An inscription on the Reichstag Building |
I only had two and a half days to see the entire city, yet several of the travel boards suggested taking a whole day for each of the five museums on Museumsinsel.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Feeling overwhelmed by all my options, I decided on the underrated “sleep in really late and see very little” itinerary. (In my defense, I was over two months into my trip at this point and kind of exhausted.)
I did still manage to see some cool things, though.
Being a good tourist, I started out with a World War II site.
U-Bahn Bomb Shelter Tour
I took the "Dark Worlds" tour through Berliner Unterwelten. I followed our tour guide as she unlocked an inconspicuous door in the Gesundbrunnen U-Bahn station—a door that thousands of people walk by every day—and we were instantly transported 75 years into the past.The WW2 bomb shelter site has been left intentionally untouched in the intervening decades. There are still signs on the wall pointing to the, uh, "pissoir" and a small handful of bunks for families with children.
The guide told us about the hundreds of people who came and huddled in this dimly lit, claustrophobic, poorly ventilated space every time there was an air raid (which was often, seeing as how this was the capital of the Third Reich.)
We weren't allowed to take pictures inside, but suffice it to say that I really enjoyed and appreciated the tour.
Volkspark Humboldthain
After the tour, I took a stroll through the park across the street from the metro stationIt was a relaxing way to spend an hour.
At one point, a group of schoolkids walked by singing a French song. It was fun.
I also encountered this colorful little bird:
The main trail in the park starts winding up a hill, ending in a platform that gives you an excellent overview of Berlin.
My first and main observation: Berlin is a very flat city. The pavilion I was standing on was the highest natural thing around as far as the eye could see.
Afterwards, I discovered that this green “hill” I was on was actually an overgrown WW2 flak tower. They intentionally built the park on top of it after the war. There are no obvious signs of that past now, but apparently it's actually possible to take a tour of the tower. And the tower is also the home of the "third largest bat colony in Berlin." Just FYI.
The park was also the site of a 19th century church that was demolished in the early 20th century. Now all that remains is a foundation exposed by archaeologists. It’s weird to think of something from barely a century ago being so obliterated that it’s now merely an archaeological excavation.
Brandenburg Gate and the Reichstag Building
Ok, here’s something a bit more on-the-beaten path. There’s not much to say about Berlin’s most iconic spot. You push through the crowds, walk through and around it, snap some photos, and take in the historic atmosphere.Here, just look at some pictures:
You then go down the street a few blocks to the Reichstag Building.
And then you walk in another direction, where you stumble upon the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe, a stark, imposing wound in the heart of the city. You walk through the memorial, until the more than 2,500 concrete slabs tower above you and overwhelm you.
In the same area, you also get monuments to the Roma (gypsies), gays, and various other minorities targeted by the Nazis.
Checkpoint Charlie
You can't leave Berlin without visiting one of the most iconic sites of the Cold War. The checkpoint itself is very "tourist trappy" in one of the busiest sections of Berlin. But the nearby museum is actually quite nice and educational. I learned about the history of some of those who were most closely affected by the Berlin Wall, and of those who tried to escape (some successfully, and some... Not.)Street Art Tour and the East Side Gallery
I was hoping to take a bike tour of the city; instead I ended up on a tour looking at graffiti.But it was actually pretty interesting. There’s a whole culture and world of “street art”—with different taggers (not just Banksy) becoming internationally famous and having their own defining, distinctive style.
Street art is often used as a political protest (see: the Berlin Wall)--and sometimes it's just fun.
Ok, a lot of it is just graffiti. But some of it is actually aesthetically interesting—and nowadays, some of it is even sanctioned by the city. The most famous "street artists" are actually sought after by municipalities to bring some art to an area.
A bit of officially sanctioned "street art" |
After the tour, I visited the East Side Gallery—that is, the section of the Berlin Wall that has been left standing as a monument. It stretches for several miles near the banks of the Spree. "Gallery" is the right word for the part of the wall that became a canvas for artists. The original art is actually often beautiful and moving.
There's also the famous painting - which I won't post here, so as to protect delicate sensibilities - of Brezhnev and the East German president kissing, with the memorable title and caption: "Mein Gott, hilf mir, diese tödliche Liebe zu überleben."
Unfortunately, modern idiots can’t help but add their own vastly inferior and uninteresting tag to the mix. I know it’s weird to support the “purity” of what is essentially vandalism—but the original images have become iconic and relevant by history and context.
And... That was about it for Berlin. I also ate (several times) at a delicious Middle Eastern restaurant around the corner from my hostel, where I also discovered these delicious and strange dessert balls.
And then I left the city of my dreams and headed north for one last stop on the continent.